Wednesday, 28 May 2014

mc.hypixel.net Minecraft Server - Part 1: ARCADE GAMES RELEASE!

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ARCADE GAMES IS FINALLY HERE!
I have been waiting forever!

To kick off this, I have decided to first show the lobby.
Floor

Side

Logo

Other Side

"...the claaaaawwwww..."
First I am going to be playing "Party Games 1" which consists of many small minigames put together.

OH MY GOD It's Thorlon, one of the head admins of the server!
OMG THORLON I FNA <3
The first game was....
Punch the bats!

"Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" "Punch me!" 
Now that punch the bats is finished, we have Minecart Racing!
Oh, hooray. I'm pink.


After that game finished, it was...



Trampolinio! I only got one pic... sorry. Play the game to find out what to do!

Next up, Boat Race. Kind of like opposite Frogger, avoid the logs!







Mhmm, I won! Yeah! Now give me $20.
I have such a twisted sense of humour.

Next we have Hoe Hoe Hoe! As in the Santa-Farmer-Clause saying.






Now we have... ANIMAL SLAUGHTER?! I hereby vow not to kill any pigs and only kill chickens and cows.


KABOOM! Cow down!

That hit didn't register fast enough.
Now we have Volcano! Such an original name.


I'm terrible at these games.

Lol I actually won! :P
Haha I won. Wow. That's new.

Next - my favourite, Avalanche!



Thor 'n' me, best buddies!


I won my fav game.
Next game....





I just noticed I was Team Yellow! #TeamYellow
That was the final game, I came second overall! ON MY SECOND TIME PLAYING. What a coincidence!
Thorlon and his #AdminHacks
Next post - Ender Spleef and Creeper Defense!

Monday, 19 May 2014

My Measly Guide to Terraria PC Edition - Part 3: It's Raining, it's pouring!

In my world right now, it's raining!
It's partly snowing because I'm next to a snow biome.
I'm going to talk about the mobs that appear.

First off, the Umbrella Slime.
This is a large slime that has more health and can drop his Umbrella Hat. Like almost any other mob, it can drop it's banner. I'll get to banners in the next post.

Next we have the Flying Fish.
It's a fish that flies. Don't be fooled, it's not friendly. Can drop a banner.

Finally we have the Rain Coat Zombie.
If it's raining at night, you'll meet this guy. A zombie wearing a raincoat. It can actually drop it's raincoat, which you can wear! I think it can drop a banner, but I'm not sure.

The Rain Coat Zombie actually dropped his Raincoat, but not his hat! Oh well, it's cool nonetheless.

Now look at me!
Lookin' snazzy, James.

Well, that's the end of this post, covering the Rain event. The next post will cover some of the monsters you will encounter when it's NOT raining.

Bye!


My Measly Guide to Terraria PC Edition - Part 2: Housing

I'm back with another Measly Guide to Terraria (PC Edition)! Yay...!

Today we'll be building a house for shelter!

First, you'll want to build this frame.

In total, this is twenty-two blocks wide and six blocks high.
Ignore my terrible Paint skills.
Then, craft some torches with the gel that drops from Slimes.
You also need to craft two doors (four squares down, above the chair).
Now take out the three bottom blocks from each side of the house and place doors there- wait! MY GUIDE WAS KILLED BY A ZOMBIE ESKIMO!!!!!

Now to get to how to obtain the Green Hat. If your guide is called Andrew, and he's killed by anything, he will drop the green hat.
Now I have two!
Well, that was a distraction. Here's the actual screenshot of the doors in the house.
Now for the annoying part!
As I said, now for the annoying part! Walls.
Craft some walls in your work bench.
They are so annoying to place.
For this house you will need approximately 99 wood walls, so craft them.
Then place them.
Then your house should look like this:
Just kidding, like this:
This is how it should look.
When my guide respawns, he will probably move into my house. If your guide is still alive, he probably will too.

The next post is coming ASAP!


My Measly Guide to Terraria PC Edition - Part 1: Making some ever so slightly better tools

Welcome to the first blog post of My Measly Guide to Terraria PC Edition! 

This is where I will be showing you how to play Terraria. Well, not exactly how, more ways to play Terraria.

Assuming you have already created a new character and a world, I will start here.

HINT: Want to know if your world is Crimson or Corruption? Look for "Making the world evil" or "Making the world bloody" for Corruption and Crimson, respectively. I got a Crimson world, the more challenging of the two.

You've started a world, and now you must chop down some trees.

Just ignore that little red beaker on the bottom-right, that's for a mod I'm using. Yes,
I hacked in that green hat to make my character look a bit snazzy. So what? I will
get to legitimately obtaining the Green Hat later.
..how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?...
You will need the wood that drops.
Cut down some more trees, then open your inventory (ESC).

Under that there should be a crafting window that looks like this.
You will need to craft this Work Bench.
On the last post of this guide you will have conquered Terraria. To do this, you will need good weapons. And, face it, your Copper Shortsword won't cut it.
Place down the work bench then craft a Wooden Sword.
Yes, that sword.
If you're a Ranger (like me), you can craft a Wooden Bow. It's under the Hammer which is under the Sword. You should craft the hammer as well. Oh, craft armor as well. The three armor pieces are above the Wooden Sword.

If you spent most of the day chopping down trees, it should be turning into night. You might want to build a house, but we'll get to that in the next post.



See you guys!
Hope you enjoyed!
Yay!
Woohoo!
Why am I still typing!